butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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