He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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