Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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