You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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