I don't think brook has ever known best
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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