Umm I'm too high to move.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Randomize
