Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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