I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i think i have two assholes
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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