Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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