What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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