So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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