i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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