Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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