Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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