I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
barbara walters just said penis...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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