So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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