On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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