I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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