i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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