Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Randomize
