yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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