pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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