Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
dude i'm inner monologue high
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My vagina is very pro this idea
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize