I'm pants shitting drunk right now
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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