Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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