If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Randomize
