You just made me feel so damn special
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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