i think my mom watched the whole time
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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