On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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