3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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