I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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