i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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