Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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