dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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