I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
