You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
