absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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