Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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