The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I look better un-naked...
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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