Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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