he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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