i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Two words: blizzard sex
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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