She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
When are your genitals available?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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