i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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