no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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