She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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