Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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