dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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