At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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