What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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