they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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