Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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